April tom-foolery

Wow, I am usually pretty savvy about April fools jokes, but this year I have been completely taken in on several accounts including Eldon's post about his multi-bazillion mile-per-watt QRSS contacts.  The only thing I was going to challenge him on was his math...  Oh sigh...  Not bad enough I was taken in, but he had to name me in his post as though I was somehow a part of it.  Nice...  I guess I should probably get my spectrum analyzer back before I plot any kind of revenge, eh?  :)